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(( In light of recent events, I felt this needed to be done ))
ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS! ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS!!!
You wouldn’t go into battle without your trusty Future Industries Electric Glove™!
So why would you go into anything else without your Future Industries EQUALITY Silicone Condom™?
In either situation, just keep in mind: 
NO GLOVE NO LOVE
[this has been a public service announcement brought to you by Future Industries Corporation]

(( In light of recent events, I felt this needed to be done ))

ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS! ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS!!!

You wouldn’t go into battle without your trusty Future Industries Electric Glove!

So why would you go into anything else without your Future Industries EQUALITY Silicone Condom?

In either situation, just keep in mind: 

NO GLOVE NO LOVE

[this has been a public service announcement brought to you by Future Industries Corporation]