(( In light of recent events, I felt this needed to be done ))
ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS! ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS!!!
You wouldn’t go into battle without your trusty Future Industries Electric Glove™!
So why would you go into anything else without your Future Industries EQUALITY Silicone Condom™?
In either situation, just keep in mind:
NO GLOVE NO LOVE
[this has been a public service announcement brought to you by Future Industries Corporation]