![(( In light of recent events, I felt this needed to be done ))
ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS! ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS!!!
You wouldn’t go into battle without your trusty Future Industries Electric Glove™!
So why would you go into anything else without your Future Industries EQUALITY Silicone Condom™?
In either situation, just keep in mind:
NO GLOVE NO LOVE
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(( In light of recent events, I felt this needed to be done ))
ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS! ATTENTION ALL EQUALISTS!!!
You wouldn’t go into battle without your trusty Future Industries Electric Glove™!
So why would you go into anything else without your Future Industries EQUALITY Silicone Condom™?
In either situation, just keep in mind:
NO GLOVE NO LOVE
[this has been a public service announcement brought to you by Future Industries Corporation]
